Unfortunately Placed Ads

These pleased me. Please enjoy them!

Probably my favorite of the bunch. YANNI TITS! Yanni: Live from the Acropotits (that one's for you, Kailsy)

That is a garbage can. I think this one is foreign? Women don't actually eat food in America.

RODNEY! PUT THE KIDS IN THE VAN! WE'RE GOING SHOPPING!

Violence is HILARIOUS!!!!!!

I named this file "CatJesus," and then realized there was nothing funnier. CATJESUS! Oh, wait! SOMETHIN' IN THE MILK AIN'T CLEAN!! (That's for you, too, Kails)

Two of the worst ads of all time, even without the placement. SOMETHIN' IN THE MILK AIN'T CLEAN! (hah!)

ENJOY! I'm collecting something else for the next entry. REAR ENTRY! HAH! Cecil B Demented, anyone?

Random Amusing Photos II: Album Covers

What artistic vision! I can't...it's...perfection! I need to weep in the corner. I have a secret to admit, too. I was the one who requested Ken. BY REQUEST ONLY.

Tootsie II: Dorothy gets a sex change, marries and starts a family band. But which child is really a girl and which are just in drag? Hilarity will ensue.

No words. Onomonopias, but no words.

They read my mind. But which one am i thinking about? You decide.

I don't know what this is, but I'm rapidly developing a TV sitcom script based on them.

I need to meet this photographer. They have a rare skill for catching their subjects in a natural moment that can only be described as perfection. Jim Post is just like me, walking shirtless under waterfalls. Who am i kidding? That's def one of his interns dropping a bucket of water onto him. One-take wonder.

Random Amusing Photos I

These are some amusing photos i have collected. Here are a few. There are many more to come. Enjoy, ok?

NO EXPLANATION NEEDED

This is a postcard. Do you get it? I did.

Time lapse photograph of light art.

Transcript of first two squares (they are too blurry to read?) "What kind of key can't open a door?" "I dunno, what kind?" "A MONKEY!" "hahaha")

A not so distant look into the future. I mean...what?

This man has more alcohol-related charges than anyone else in history. This is his mugshot. I guess he has a cult following, and has been on a lot of talk shows about his world record.

Why a Brita?

WHY NOT?

This is from abeautifulrevolution.com, which is a blog i stumbled on. It appeals to the sentimental side of me. Which means I have to make a joke now...I'm envisioning the meeting where they decide on the language for the warning sticker...it's not funny in writing. I tried.

MY EYES! MY EYES! She doesn't look amused. I've seen more convincing looks of consent in Michael Jackson's bedroom. HAH!

My favorite part about this 40s era prop. poster is the last line: "You can't beat the Axis if you get VD". Plus, that poor girl. And those guys are really small.