Random Amusing Photos II: Album Covers

What artistic vision! I can't...it's...perfection! I need to weep in the corner. I have a secret to admit, too. I was the one who requested Ken. BY REQUEST ONLY.

Tootsie II: Dorothy gets a sex change, marries and starts a family band. But which child is really a girl and which are just in drag? Hilarity will ensue.

No words. Onomonopias, but no words.

They read my mind. But which one am i thinking about? You decide.

I don't know what this is, but I'm rapidly developing a TV sitcom script based on them.

I need to meet this photographer. They have a rare skill for catching their subjects in a natural moment that can only be described as perfection. Jim Post is just like me, walking shirtless under waterfalls. Who am i kidding? That's def one of his interns dropping a bucket of water onto him. One-take wonder.

Random Amusing Photos I

These are some amusing photos i have collected. Here are a few. There are many more to come. Enjoy, ok?

NO EXPLANATION NEEDED

This is a postcard. Do you get it? I did.

Time lapse photograph of light art.

Transcript of first two squares (they are too blurry to read?) "What kind of key can't open a door?" "I dunno, what kind?" "A MONKEY!" "hahaha")

A not so distant look into the future. I mean...what?

This man has more alcohol-related charges than anyone else in history. This is his mugshot. I guess he has a cult following, and has been on a lot of talk shows about his world record.

Why a Brita?

WHY NOT?

This is from abeautifulrevolution.com, which is a blog i stumbled on. It appeals to the sentimental side of me. Which means I have to make a joke now...I'm envisioning the meeting where they decide on the language for the warning sticker...it's not funny in writing. I tried.

MY EYES! MY EYES! She doesn't look amused. I've seen more convincing looks of consent in Michael Jackson's bedroom. HAH!

My favorite part about this 40s era prop. poster is the last line: "You can't beat the Axis if you get VD". Plus, that poor girl. And those guys are really small.